Sunday, 1 February 2015

Keep calm and Vipassana

On the 19th January I faced a dilemma, everyone I had been travelling with was heading homeward and I still had no idea what I was going to do next. I was beginning to feel a creeping loneliness and wasn’t really sure what to do with myself so on the spur of the moment I decided to head off on a ten day Vipassana meditation course. Mark (the dude from the motorbike that joined our Rickshaw convoy for a day) was doing it and so I piggy backed on his adventure.

It was the morning the course started and the night before when I looked there were still places but the day of applications had closed so I rang them up and asked if I could come along the phone call went a little something like this

Me: “ummm can I join the Vipassana course that starts today?”

Vipassana centre: “yes yes yes, come come come… do you have any physiological issues?”

Me: “no”

Vipassana centre: “yes yes yes, come come come…do you have a smoking addiction?”

Me: “no”

Vippassana centre: “yes yes yes, come come come…have you read the course outline and rules?

Me: “yes of course” (I hadn’t)

Vipassana centre: “do you know its 11 hours a day seated meditation? it’s very strict are you prepared for it?”

Me: (suddenly feeling like maybe this wasn’t a great idea as I defiantly hadn’t read that) “yes of course I’m looking forward to it”

Vipassana centre: “ok then we will see you this afternoon”

And so I had made the commitment. For those of you who don’t know Vipassana is a meditation practice taken its purest form directly from Buddha and is the one true path to enlightenment. A ten day course is designed to put you on the path that you will continue for life to help free you from craving and aversion and lead you to an enlightened state and to true happiness.

The course schedule is rigid and goes like this
  • ·         4.00am Wake up bell
  • ·         4.30am to 6.30am Meditation
  • ·         6.30am breakfast
  • ·         8.00am group meditation
  • ·         9.00am to 11am meditation
  • ·         11am lunch
  • ·         1.00 to 2.30pm meditation
  • ·         2.30pm to 3.30pm group meditation
  • ·         3.30pm to 5.00pm meditation
  • ·         5.00pm dinner
  • ·         6.00pm to 7.00pm group meditation
  • ·         7.00pm to 8.30pm teachers discourse
  • ·         8.30pm meditation instructions
  • ·         9.00pm bedtime

That’s 11 hours a day of seated meditation with a further 90minutes of seated discourse (dharma talks) it’s also completely silent for almost the entire ten days, contact between meditators is strictly banned (so no gestures , glances or eye contact)  and segregation between the sexes is enforced

The meditation centre is set just outside of the Jaipur and is all pretty stunning with mountains in the back ground and loads of trees and what not all over the place. The accommodation is in single cottages with private bathrooms in each, with bucket showers (but there was hot water!!) the food is simple but tasty and the whole thing is funded on donations of past students, at the end of the course you simply donate whatever you feel you can give.

Although ‘silence’ is enforced burping and farting in the dharma hall was completely normal (and extremely distracting) and the wildlife around the place obviously hadn’t got the memo as there were monkeys screeching constantly and peacocks flapping about making weird noises that sounded as though they came out of video games. And at night just around bed time a local disco started up and there seemed to be fireworks most nights but it was stil pretty weird to have the only voice we heard be the teachers.

In total I spent 12 nights at the centre arriving on the afternoon of the 19th and leaving the morning of the 30th meaning I was there for ten full days of course. Mark and I travelled there together on his motorbike and arrived to be fed lunch (in separate male/female dining halls) before registering and handing over all our contraband items. Reading, writing, any electronics and of course drugs and alcohol are strictly prohibited and so as not to have them as temptation they are all handed over for safe keeping until the course ends. We then spent the afternoon chilling out before the course officially started at 8pm that night.

The first morning I failed to wake up on time and missed the first morning meditation session, the wake up gong is over on the boy’s side of the centre and even being the light sleeper I am it failed to wake me up. (For the coming days I set the alarm on my watch) but I made it in time for breakfast (of course I did…) and participated in the rest of the day’s activities.

By the end of the first day my knees hips and spirit was absolutely ruined and I was questioning my sanity in undertaking such a huge task. But then by the end of the second day my focus was intense and I was seeing my life clearer than I ever have.

Midway through the afternoon on the third day a flash came into my mind and I manage to locate in my bag my UK debit card which I hadn’t seen since Singapore after putting it in a ‘safe place ‘and never being able to find it again

By the end of the sixth day I felt amazing and was walking around with a huge smile on my face but by the morning of day seven that had completely changed and I spent most of the day in tears hugging my knees and rocking back and forth like an insane person.

Day eight I woke up feeling fairly indifferent to it all and managed to struggle on the last few days but my focus wasn’t strong and my meditation suffered somewhat.

On day ten after the morning group meditation the vow of noble silence was over and we could resume talking to each other although all other rules still applied suddenly the centre was abuzz with noise and it was almost too much speaking felt weird and it took a while to get used to. The last day was the hardest day as we could talk but the program was still in place and by that stage most people were ready to leave. But I had a personal victory in that for the first time in the entire course I was able to sit cross legged completely still for an hour not once but twice in the day.

On the 30th which was the 11th morning we had to be up at 4am for the final discourse session which was a recap on the technique an all the teachings from the past ten days it was the hardest session as freedom was so close but afterwards we had one final group meditation session and I managed to remain focused throughout. We had breakfast and then were free to leave.


Overall Vipassana was one of the hardest things I have ever done. It tested me mentally emotionally and physically but was defiantly an experience I will cherish. Although I found it hard to focus on the meditation itself for such long periods of time I was able to reflect on life and general and gave me an opportunity to think about the future and what I want out of life. I may have had some sort of ‘life changing epiphany’ so watch this space…

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