Friday, 12 December 2014

Mingalaba from Myanmar my newest country for 2014

Tuesday 2nd December 2014

Tonight I arrived in Myanmar (or Burma if you prefer) the flight from Singapore was only two and a half hours which flew by since I was asleep for most of it. I landed in Yangon just before 7pm and made my way through customs and immigration I had done an e-visa which takes about five days and they send you a letter of invitation which you must produce upon arrival. The customs lady took no more than a mere glance at the printed page and my passport and then she stamped me in. I collected my bag changed some of my cool crisp US dollar bills for some local Kyat and was in a taxi all within about 20mins!

The drive into the city takes between 30-45mins depending on traffic which seems to be chaotic at all times of the day (quite similar to India really) I had made a reservation at a guesthouse on the recommendation of a friend so arrived there checked in and bought a night bus ticket for Kalaw for the following night.


I was feeling a bit pooped after a day of doing nothing so chilled out reading an surfing the painfully slow Wi-Fi before calling it a night pretty early

Wednesday 3rd December 2014

Today I was a woman on a mission to see as much of Yangon as I could before I had to leave for the buis station at 3pm. The hotel served a buffet breakfast proclaimed as the best breakfast in Yangon since it was my only breakfast in Yangon I can’t really compare it to anything but it was pretty darn fabulous and I ate about five courses whilst reading my book. Breakfast was served up on the roof terrace so it was a comfortable temperature and the air was clean.

Back downstairs I checked out and left my big pack with reception and headed off to Swedagon pagoda now I’m not really sure if I misheard or the hotel guy mis-told me but there was some sort of miscommunication and I ended up miles away from where I wanted to be the walk should have taken 30mins so after an hour it was pretty evident I was lost. No matter as the locals here are so friendly it wasn’t long before they had me in a taxi which they had bartered down to a good price.
At the pagoda I paid the entrance fee and ditched my shoes then headed up the lift at the top I was glad I waited for the one I was in as the second lift got stuck at the top the doors opened but the lift was about halfway, hopefully with no one inside it since it was heating up to be a real cracker of a day.

The next few hours I spent wandering about at the pagoda taking in the many images of Buddha, the Bodhi tree and the bells the place is magnificent with literally tons of gold and diamonds ornamenting the place. There was so much to see and so many people, it was a pretty relaxed atmosphere with kids playing, woman breastfeeding, families picnicking and pilgrims praying. Every so often I would retreat to a shady area and people watch for a while before continuing on.
After the pagoda I left via the western stairway with the idea of hitting up the people’s park only when I got there (risking life and limb to cross the road) I realised it cost US$5 to get in and I wasn’t really keen to pay that so I flagged that. I was right next to a mall so had a wee browse to see what was on offer it was such a bizarre mix of the traditional longis and then skanky western wear.

It was pretty hot and I was a bit over walking so retreated to the pagoda gardens where I read my book a while before getting a taxi back to the hotel to pick up my bag and head to the bus station.

The bus station is out past the airport and took an age to get there due to traffic but I had the sweetest diver who put on the aircon for me and sung traditional songs along to his radio in between asking me about myself although I’m not really sure he understood most of what I said. Along the way he kept winding down his window to tell random people that he had a passenger from New Zealand in his taxi which was really sweet and he bought me a bottle of water from a street vendor.

At the bus station I wished him a fond farewell and sat to wait for my bus which departed about 30mins late but that was ok as I had become engrossed in a Burmese soap that was playing on the TV all about a girl who was blind and had surgery to restore her sight and all the while she was blind she was in love with this one dude but then another dude came along and I think he was somehow blackmailing her into dating him, the whole thing was very dramatic with lots of weeping and looking longingly into the distance I was actually a little sad to leave!

On the bus I ate my bus snacks of extremely spicy crisps and some plain biscuits and then dozed while watching a karaoke DVD of a really old man in western dress singing rock songs in Burmese the rest of his band were at least half his age and he looked like a stiff wind would carry him away but the bus loved him and they were all singing along!

I was the only foreigner on the bus which was a rather surreal experience usually whilst travelling you bump into people going the same way but nope it was a bit concerning when at 3am I was the only passenger to get off in Kalaw with no hotel reservation, no map and no guide I had been banking on making a friend or two on the bus and piggy backing on their plans (this isn’t the first time this has happened so I really need to sort my shit out beforehand!)

We pulled up in Kalaw on the main street where packs of dogs and groups of men sitting by the fire seemed to dot the store fronts immediately a few people got up to ask me where I was from and did I have somewhere to stay I chatted for a bit and they all seemed really kind and genuine but as it was 3am and freezing old I made my excuses and walked over to the closest guest house thankfully they opened the door for me and showed me to a room saving all the check in practicalities for the morning. I put on all the layers I had and shivered my way to sleep.








Thursday 4th December 2014

It was still cold when I woke up this morning but thankfully there was hot water in the shower (which I’ve read is a luxury in Myanmar but both places I’ve stayed have had it) I got myself set for the day and headed to reception to be told I had missed breakfast by about 20mins which was a bit disappointing. I asked about trekking and they sent me down the road to a guide.

From Kalaw you can trek for two or three days to Lake Inle as time isn’t on my side I think I will go for the two day hike but put my name down for both and returned at 4pm to see how many others had signed up.

I decided to get breakfast there and as I was eating two others enquired about two day hikes so I listened in with them as we were explained the route and costs etc.

After eating I wondered around Kalaw taking in the market and temples and chatting to loads of locals I bought a bright orange watch, and a bracelet then sent a few postcards before retreating to the hotel lobby to read and do a bit of writing.

Friday 5th December 2014

Was up and about like a Tasmanian devil this morning getting dressed packed and fed before walking down the road to the trekking centre. Soon after I arrived the rest of the group did also and so we went for a quick look around the local five day market that was on this day in Kalaw. It’s a local meat and produce market mostly with a lot of fish some flowers and some tourist tat but worth a wee look see.

At 8.30am we were back at the centre ready to meet our two female guides and our male cook and then board our truck thingy that was to drive us about 30mins to the start of the trail. Along the way we saw another vehicle similar to our own that had flipped. We all went a bit quiet and the driver slowed down the rest of the way.

When we got out we picked up some water and then hit the trail where we were immediately stampeded by a herd of cattle hurtling towards us sending us for cover in the bushes thankfully that was all the excitement for the morning and we were soon in our stride.

The country side was phenomenal and the terrain was easy going sometimes up sometimes down but never overly strenuous. We saw plenty of locals along the way always stopping to chat and  one group of workers let us have a go a shucking the rice off the stalks.

Towards midday we were told the town we were to stop in for lunch was having a wedding which was exciting. The whole town wears matching blue pyjama suits that they keep for special occasions (read weddings and funerals) the bride and groom sit up the front with one of the brides friends (a brides maid if you will) and everyone else sits around talking smoking and chewing beetle nut, we know this because they invited us in. we gave the newlyweds a donation pooled together by all of us and then we tied a piece of string around the brides wrist one by one. Then it was time for lunch but before we could make it we were ushered into the wedding food tent where we ate first lunch while the men folk sat and stared at us.

Finally we were moving again but it wasn’t long before we came to a school the children were running riot as the teachers were all at the wedding! We played games with them and chanted some numbers and letters before realising how weird it was that we were there and moving on.
Finally we got to lunch our cook who had gone ahead by motorbike had started to worry as we were about two hours late. There was so much food and we had already eaten snacks and a wedding feast but we found room.

After lunch we had about three hours more walking to do the views continued to delight and it was dusk as we entered the village where our home stay was. All day it had just been us and the locals on the trail but as we came into the village we ran into many hiking groups.

We were to sleep in the upstairs of a hut underneath was where the animals lived and during the night the whole structure would shake as a cow leaned against a post, but it was the warmest comfiest night ever! When we arrived we got changed and ate dinner by candle light outside before heading to bed all lined up in neat little rows.




Saturday 6th December 2014

After a brilliant night’s sleep I woke up and to my sheer joy we had banana pancakes for breakfast! With a good feed in our bellies it was onwards and upwards. Unfortunately today there was just the one route so we were hiking with many groups. 

After about two hours we stopped for morning tea at a roadside shack in the middle of nowhere that was doing a roaring trade in serving foreign hikers.
From morning tea it was only another few hours until we reached the lake. We had to pay a USD $10 entry fee which was fine but I’m not sure where the money is going certainly not to the environmental issues that surround the lake.

We paid an then stopped and had a leisurely lunch after which we fare welled our guides and jumped on a long skinny boat decked out with wooden lawn chairs for the 90min ride to nueng she which is the tourist town on the far side of the lake.

It was a beautiful sunny day and the boat ride was beautiful and passed quickly. In town we separated to all find our respective guest houses I was bunking down with Scarlett a British girl from the hike our place wasn’t far and we were soon checked in showered and heading out like lunatics on cycles to the hot springs which were about 45mins away. We figured it would be a nice end to the trek and it defiantly was despite being overpriced.

Getting back was another matter as it was now pitch black and we had to cycle home by the light of head torch narrowly avoiding cycling over a two metre long snake chilling in the road! Back in town we found food and were in bed like nanas at some early hour. (10pm or so)




Sunday 7th December 2014

We had planned on doing a boat trip this morning but we slept a bit past the 7.30am start point. We got up and ate then washed our grim hiking gear in the sink before hitting up the towns “French cafĂ©” as Scarlett wanted real coffee we sat in their courtyard and I drank a tea that had sesame seeds floating in it but tasted good it was natural flavour.

In the afternoon we once again hired bikes and went adventuring. We started off by visiting a monastery where there were Burmese tourists taking photos of us! Next stop we had to come back through town and then out to a winery neither of us drink wine and think we were they only people there not drinking but it was a stunning location set up in the hills above the lake (so steep we had to abandon actually cycling and just walk the bikes up) it was such a stunning view we stopped there and had a snack (which was a bit rank)

We wanted to watch the sunset and should have stayed where we were but wanted to see it right above the lake so decided to try and cycle along the canal leading into town and see where it went. Unfortunately for us it stopped in a dead end at a village a long way before the edge of the lake so we had to give up on that fantasy.

Back in town we returned the bikes and showered up before meeting some other trekkers for dinner on the way home Scarlett and I decided to get a waffle from the French place and oh what a disaster it was. After taking 45 minutes to arrive the cream that was on top was completely rancid it was hugely disappointing but we got free ice-cream and chocolate sauce to make up for it even if it was well after 10pm before we ate!



Monday 8th December 2014 and Tuesday 9th December

I’m writing Monday and Tuesday as one giant day as they sort of merged into one another after a night bus.

Monday morning we were up and at em ready for our boat trip we spent about eight hours on the lake from 7.30am. When we went out there was so much wet foggy mist that we couldn’t see a thing as we headed out across the lake it slowly cleared to revealed beautiful sunny day.

It takes about an hour to get to the middle which is where the action is first off we visited a “floating market” which is on the land due to lower water levels in the lake and has been for the past few years. I think back in the day it would have been authentic but this market was mostly full of tourist tat and the occasional gem such as a crown made of teeth (don’t ask me where the teeth came from I couldn’t be sure I can only assume cows?) or nativity scenes inside wooden fish.

We also visited the leaping cat monastery where back in the day the monks would train cats to jump through tiny hoops but there is a new head monk and he has banned cats we didn’t actually even see nay monks! Other things we saw included a loom weaving centre where the most interesting thing was the cloth they make from the stems of lotus flowers the piece are beautiful but hugely labour intensive and massively expensive at about USD $200 a pop!, floating gardens where the farmers plant crops on huge floating sections and end them by boat, a pagoda, many fishing villages and some Buddhist ruins

Apart from when we walked around the stop off points and at lunch we were in the boat all day so I was very glad for the cushions on the lawn chairs!

In the afternoon we lazed around and had a cold drink then Lucie and Scarlett went back out on the water to see sunset and I manned the bags and made sure the bus didn’t leave without Scarlett in case she was running late. She wasn’t and despite the bus being late and leaving half an hour later than it should have we arrived into Bagon at 3.30am when we had been told 5am. The drive was pretty terrible down long windy roads that the driver took too fast and there was a lady making heaving noises the entire night!

The Bagan bus station is in the middle of nowhere so you have to get a taxi. Scarlett had arranged a pick up for her hotel and since I had nowhere to book I went with her thinking it would be a dream to find somewhere cheap. Unfortunately for me I was in the wrong part of town so after some very unsuccessful searching I ended up checking in to the same place as her but paying an arm and a leg for a room for one (her mate is meeting her here)

Since it was sunrise time I decided to stay up for it and hired an e-bike and jetted to a temple you could climb to watch. It was a bit chilly but not too busy and so I settled in to watch with an uninterrupted view which was especially nice when the hot air balloons came up.

About 7.30a I was back at the hotel I had a shower, sorted out my pack and did some washing in the sink then I was back out sightseeing. My bike lasted all day and since I didn’t have a map I just went to the temples I found, that called to me that I passed. I went in more than I could count and took hundreds of photos of Buddha. I found an amazing vegetarian place for lunch and bought some bamboo lacquer tea cups which are completely unnecessary. I had a great day chatting to locals and picking up little bits and pieces of info.

About 4.45pm I was done in and so headed back to shower away the dust and grime. Shoes are banned in temples and pagodas and as a result my feet were black! I spent an hour or so doing some personal admin before meeting up with Scarlett and her mate for dinner around the corner at a Burmese restaurant.

Wednesday 10th December 2014

Sadly today was my last full day in Myanmar and even more sadly it was spent on a bus. I had to get back to /Yangon for a flight out early Thursday morning and didn’t trust that a night bus would get me in on time. The pick up from the hotel was supposed to be at 7.15am but clearly they forgot to pick me up as when the hotel dude called them at 7.50am they rushed over and it was just me and one other girl in the truck which doesn’t explain why they were so late.

I arrived at the bus station at 8.29am my bag and me were thrown on the bus and it left at 8.30am it was a spectacularly boring day as it was a local bus and no one spoke any English and to make it worse the curtains were all drawn so I couldn’t even see the countryside and I was sitting between a monk who kept spittle out his beetle nut juice into a plastic bag and a girl who stared at me the entire day and when I fell asleep I woke up with her leaning over me about an inch away from my face which was a tad creepy.

By the time we arrived in Yangon I was over sitting on a bus unfortunately for me it took a further hour to get to the hotel because of the traffic

I had asked for the same room I was in on my first night but it was already taken and I got a room right above the bathrooms which stunk of blocked drains. I went out and got some food and wandered around the Sule Pagoda before heading back and crashing pretty early.

Thursday 11th December 2014

This morning I was up with the birds to check out lucky for me there was another couple heading to the airport so I jumped in their taxi which made it cheaper. At the airport it didn’t take long to check in and get to my gate. Anticipating that the currency exchange might not be open in the early hours (it wasn’t) I had changed most of my kyat back to dollars yesterday  leaving me with just enough for a bottle of water for breakfast I tucked into a six pack of muffins I got from a bakery last night.

I slept the entire flight to Bangkok and woke up in a bit of a daze I had to cross town to the main Bangkok airport via the free shuttle and thankfully Ganesh was on my side removing all obstacles we landed at 10.20am and I had disembarked, cleared immigration and collected my bags all in time to board the 10.40am shuttle! At BKK check in hadn’t even opened so I had to wait in line with all the other keen beans. and from here you will have to read about my adventures in India!







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