Sunday, 22 December 2013

The last week of my travels. The south of Thailand and KL

Friday 22nd November 2013

I woke up in Phuket feeling Stiff and cold. Outside the raining was pouring down which put a spanner in the works for my plan to head to the islands. I shared a taxi to a hostel in Phuket town and checked in and got showered and changed. I didn’t do much with the day as the rain was so heavy but I did take a ride on one of the local buses to a beach where I watched all the crazy people sunbathing in the rain. I got a massage and then headed back to the hostel I got chatting to a girl and we went and had some dinner then chilled out at the hostel.

Saturday 23rd November 2013

I woke up early as I was freezing my bed was right under the air-con and there was no way to turn it off I got ready for the day and had a liquid breakfast before getting the bus to Patong where I figured if it was going to rain all day I would find an inside activity which was getting a bamboo tattoo. It took about 90mins (the size of it would have taken about 20mins with a gun) it wasn’t too painful just in places. Since I was at the beach I paddled my toes but it was still drizzling and that soon turned into full blown rain so I didn’t hang about. That night I had dinner with some guys from the hostel then chilled in the common room watching films.

Sunday 24th November 2013

At breakfast this morning I got chatting to an Australian guy as soon as there was a pause in the rain we jumped on the first local bus to come along which was heading to Kata. Much to my upset by the time we got there the sun was out in full force we walked along the beach and then sat in the sun for ages. We then walked the length of the beach along to the next beach Karon and got some food. Then ambled back to the bus stop whilst looking at the shops the last local buses are about 5pm so we couldn’t really hang about. That night we ate at a local food market the food was incredible! Back at the hostel I packed and headed to bed.

Monday 25th November 2013

Last night was freezing again the air-con was so cold blasting down at me and when I woke up at 4am to get myself off to the airport there was a random bloke in my room I’m guessing he just passed out drunk there and I was too cold to realise ha-ha. I got my stuff together and headed downstairs to check out and wait for my taxi. At the airport I checked in and got some munch which I ate at the gate. The flight to KL only took about an hour as I slept for most of it. It felt like no sooner had we taken off then we were landing. I got my bags cleared customs and got the skybus into KL Sentral since I was in little India I went and got my eyebrows threaded before jumping on the LRT and heading for the language house. I dumped my bags there as classes were in so all the teachers were busy and went and got my haircut before grabbing some food and meeting Layne and the others about 4pm. We went to his and I did my laundry then we went to the Laundromat to wash the sheets while we were waiting we chilled in the massage chairs which freaked me out a bit then got some food. Later on I went with Awein to see the new gym he works at and then when it closed we went to get some food with his friends we chilled a few hours and I let myself back into Laynes about 1.30am

Tuesday 26th November 2013

I woke up early and headed in with Layne when he went to work. I walked down to Jasmine towers to my old apartment and had breakfast with Mic and Emily. Emily was running late for work so we dropped her at the bus stop we got back home and Mic realised she didn’t have a key so we had to pick up Emily who had gotten off the bus drive her to work and take her key. Back at Jasmine I fare welled Mic and headed to Tropicana I had an hour or so to kill before I was meeting Awein so I grabbed a cup of tea. I met Awein back at his gym and had a workout and then we had lunch before I headed to Sunway pyramid to meet Sidney for a drink and then Nicola and Hana we all hung out together for a while and then when Nicola and Hana left Sidney and I got dinner and then he dropped me back at Laynes where I packed and got myself sorted for leaving tomorrow.

Wednesday 27th November 2013

I slept really badly as I was panicking about sleeping in and missing my flight eventually it was morning and I got myself up said goodbye to Layne and headed outside. Awien was late to pick me up due to roadwork’s and then we got a bit lost on the way to the airport I got there just in time to check in and rushed through to the gate boarded and then sat on the plane for ages a the there was something wrong with refuelling! The flight was ok I had a whole row to myself so could stretch out to sleep. I finished my book and flipped through the on board magazines to pass the time as it was an air Asia flight there was no food and no entertainment which was a bit boring. We landed in Sydney two hours late and Gerard was nowhere to be seen turns out he had the days confused and thought I was coming tomorrow. But I worked out in the end he came and got me and we went back to his where I slept for a few hours before heading back to the airport.

Thursday 28th November 2013


I woke up and got dressed and we headed back to the airport because of traffic it was a bit of a rush and I checked in in the nick of time. I met Daniel by the gate and it wasn’t long before we boarded the flight was ok except I had forgotten to request a vegetarian meal so there was nothing except cake for me to eat. I watched a movie and chilled out. We landed in Christchurch and my bag came out quick but we had to wait ages for Dans and then the line for customs took so long it was over two hours between disembarking and walking out! Daniels friend Sam was there to pick us up and she took us to the library where we walked in to surprise mum. She was speechless success the plan worked we made it to NZ without anyone finding out! Later on we surprised Sian at work as well which was good.

Saturday, 21 December 2013

301 Muay Thai Camp

Monday 11th November 2013

I woke up on the bus in Bangkok to bright sunshine and the sounds of people getting off the bus the driving had been going slow and so we had arrived a few hours later than expected at 7am I got my bag said goodbye to the girls and go a rickshaw to the victory monument with a surly driver who seemed pissed off to have me a passenger he wouldn’t drop me off where I wanted to be instead just shunting me out onto the footpath in the general area. I walked about trying to find the booth I wanted and was soon in a minibus on the way to the middle of nowhere. 301 gym is located in Sam Roi Yot which is on the east coast of Thailand about four hours south of Bangkok. Everything was going peachy until the driver tried to turf me out in the middle of nowhere after speaking perfect English up until then he suddenly lost the ability to communicate from what I gathered he forgot to drop me off and then wanted rid of me I wouldn’t get out of his mini bus on the side of the road so he was forced to continue with me he got to the police station where he again tried to turf me out and continued with his charade of no English in the end he threw my bags out and drove off. The policeman was now left with the responsibility of driving me to camp, the turn off for which was about an hour back along the road. Eventually I arrived thankfully not that many people were about as it was more than a tad embarrassing. I was given a brief tour and then showered and fell into bed for a few hours. When my roomie Lene returned that afternoon she explained the drill for training at 4pm we headed out on a run just an easy 3km to get warmed up followed by 15mins on the ropes 3x 5min rounds of shadow boxing (which was the start of every afternoon session the mornings were the same but the run was 6km) the rest of training was a bit of pads, bag work and some sprint drills. Considering I had been on buses for about 24 hours, hadn’t eaten and had barely slept I think I did pretty well. After training we ate but I was feeling dizzy so headed to the room where I showered and had an early night.

Tuesday 12th November 2013

Today was my first full day of training. I was up and ready to go for our 7am start. This morning’s session was heaps of cardio the highlight (note that’s sarcastic) was 15mins of high knees on the ropes. After breakfast I spent most of the day working on my tan and swimming when it got too hot by the pool. At 4pm we had another 3 hours of training. After dinner we sat watching hangover two.

Wednesday 13th November 2013

Early morning again starting the day with a 6km run along the beach really gets you going! After training and breakfast we chilled by the pool a while before getting showered and heading in Tesco about 5km away in the closest town I picked up some snacks to supplement the food as I’m vegetarian there is no protein on offer for me. Afternoon training was tough today especially the sparring where I got smacked in the face more than once. Sat around chatting this evening then had the room to myself after we all fare welled Lene earlier today.

Thursday 14th November 2013

I woke up feeling really tired and sore I only managed to run 3km this morning I had to turn back early as I couldn’t get my body to do what I wanted it to. We had an intense bag session this morning doing power rounds 3x rounds of 6mins 30 seconds on 30secs of, felt like as soon as I stopped hitting the bag I had to start again it was so exhausting.  We finished off in the pool doing technique training. We had breakfast and then chilled until the ice for the ice-bath arrived. We all took turns squeezing up in the tiny pool it was so cold but when you jumped in the pool afterwards it felt like you were swimming in a bath. I sat out by the pool reading for most of the day which seemed to recharge me. I had a really good run and made an awesome time so thought training was going to be good but we did sparring again and I was getting pissed off with being punched in the face constantly so I sacked it in an went and did yoga and meditated instead after which I felt so much better. During the night the weather was crazy there was so much wind and rain but by morning it seemed to have calmed down.

Friday 15th November 2013

Woke up still feeling a bit shitty with life ran and trained but it felt half arsed. I was super hangry this morning so ate as soon as training was done then Emma and I headed to Dolphin bay for a massage and some lunch. The massage was just what I needed as she went in deep it was more painful than anything but I did feel looser afterwards. We ate at the posh hotel and then walked slowly back to camp. Wreaked all the good work at training getting super tight again. Chilled out all evening.

Saturday 16th November 2013

Today we only trained in the morning as it’s just the way it goes it was a struggle but I pushed out a good session. In the afternoon the weather was shit so we couldn’t even chill by the pool. As there was nothing else on I took a nap and then got up in time to get myself organised for Hua Hin. About 7pm we got picked up in a mini bus which dropped us off in town. Hua Hin is about an hour from camp and seems to be a somewhat seedy town full of retired western folk (read sleazy old me on the hunt for Thai brides) supposedly it’s turning into a resort town but I didn’t see the beach so couldn’t comment on that. We had dinner complete with desert to really blow out and then headed to a bar I wasn’t drinking but had a good time anyway. We started in one bar and played pool and people watched before moving onto Karaoke which I always a laugh. We ended the night in one more bar which had some quite good tunes so we got our dance on and then found a taxi to take us back to camp.

Sunday 17th November 2013

Thank goodness for rest days. I slept till about 8am which considering our late night wasn’t much sleep but stayed in bed and checked my emails not willing to let the world in yet. Eventually I got hungry so got ready for the day and went in search of food. Emma and I sat about chatting and since the weather still wasn’t great we went to her room and chilled there. We did manage to get moving a little bit and go for a walk and when we got back the sun was out a bit so we ;lounged by the pool. Late afternoon a new girl arrived and so I had a roomie once again. After dinner we went out to watch Mee (one of the Thai trainers) fight. The fight was on the same day as Loi Krathong which is the festival of lights. The fight was at a festival to celebrate we started off by getting “wishes” little woven baskets with flowers, a candle and incense which looked a bit like the Hindu offerings in India and Bali. We took the offering lit the incense  and candle then added some money and some of our hair made a wish or a prayer and set the basket on the water in a lake. There were hundreds of them floating out on the lake and as well as us many locals were waiting to set their wishes free. After that we walked into what can only be described as a fairground there was street food and stalls some games and a few rides. We saw the boxing ring and watched a few matches between children which at first was cute but quickly weirded us out as we were watched small children hit each other. We wandered about the fair and got way to much food and watched some more fights the wait just went on and on and as we were all tired from last night it was even worse there was nowhere to sit and the ground was muddy from all the rain. Eventually about 2am Mee's fight began his was the title fight and as soon as it was over everyone left. It was a good fight and Mee was the clear winner afterwards we took a few photos and then got in the taxi back to camp.

Monday 18th November 2013

It was only the girl’s hat made it to training this morning which was quite cool as it was more individual. We did an intense technique session which was really helpful. By breakfast we were still the only ones up and some of the guys didn’t surface until after midday. We spent the day sunning by the pool and I was having a great sleep right on the edge until I got tsunami in my face by one of the boys. By afternoon training lack of sleep had caught up but I struggled through.

Tuesday 19th November 2013

This morning I was feeling really down about only having such a short time in Asia left so found I couldn’t concentrate at all. After breakfast I went and sat on the beach for a few hours just watching the sea and making sandcastles. Afternoon training was better I smashed it on the pads which is my favourite so that got me in a better mood. Not feeling like camp food I went to a local place for eats and then watched fireworks form the dolphin bay staff party on the beach.

Wednesday 20th November 2013

Today I thought it was my last day but actually I can’t count and I don’t leave until tomorrow which is good. After morning training us girls headed to Dolphin bay they got massages while I chilled on the beach and then we all went and got a drink at the hotel. Most people sacked off afternoon training which worked out well for me as we did more pads after dinner we sat about and watched Elysium possibly the worst movie I have ever watched and I felt sad to have wasted a portion of my life doing so.

Thursday 21st November 2013


Woke up ready to give my last session everything I had. After an intense workout I rode bitch with Helio on the scooter into town so I could get a bus ticket to Phuket it wasn’t until late so I had the day to chill at camp. When afternoon training started I headed to the beach got some food. Back at camp I chilled with everyone until it was time to say goodbye. I got a taxi into Pranburi where I had an hour to wait for my bus which was late I felt really sad about leaving everyone. I turned on my music and slept my way to Phuket.

The first few weeks in Thailand. Bangkok and the north

Tuesday 29th October 2013

I slept in this morning and then chilled out at the hostel for a bit getting some personal admin done before wondering about and exploring the neighbourhood. Back at the hostel I got chatting with a Dutch girl and in the afternoon we went on a sightseeing adventure of Bangkok. We took a rickshaw around enjoying the drive before stopping by the river and taking a cruise on a longboat. After that we went to the golden mount which is a Buddhist temple atop a hill the view from there is quite cool unfortunately y camera battery was dead so I didn’t get any photos. That evening we got dinner at a local restaurant which was pretty tasty before getting in an early night.

Wednesday 30th October 2013

I mucked about this morning feeling pretty unmotivated to do much. Late morning I hired a rickshaw for the day and did some more sightseeing first stop was the golden Buddha then I went to the amulet market where I lost the rickshaw driver for ages and was considering leaving and walking back to the hostel when he appeared out of nowhere. We drove about some more and went past the palace etc. so I could see them from the outside. Back at the hostel I got my bags from the luggage room and waited for my bus to Chaing Mai after a while it appeared it wasn’t coming there were a group of us who had been left behind as the mini bus driver that was to take us to the bus station didn’t take everyone just the people for the south which was weird. We got a taxi to the mini bus station which was stressful as we left an age after everyone else and there was so much traffic. Eventually we stopped at a petrol station ad were ushered into the minibus along with a bunch of locals we got to the main  bus station and turns out we had over an hour to kill before the bus left! Eventually we boarded the double decker we had great seats right at the front with a ton of leg room and they provided us with neck pillows and blankets it was by far the most comfortable night bus I have been on. We reclined and went to sleep stopping once for a food break and to stretch our legs at about 1am and then we were on the road again.

Thursday 31st October 2013

The night bus last night was so comfortable that I was still fast asleep when it pulled into Chaing Mai. I didn’t have a place to stay so went with the two girls Olivia and Katie who were on my bus to the place they had booked when we got there it was closed but had a cell phone taped to a bit of string tied to the door and a note that said to call a number from that phone if you were locked out. We called and the woman kept asking “do you see the pig?” there was about 10 pig statues about so yes we did she kept saying the key was under one but there was no key. After a while someone came and let us in but we couldn’t check in yet when someone eventually arrived we went upstairs the hostel itself was not the worst I’ve stayed in and I would have been happy there but the girls wanted to move and the location was a bit far out so we all jumped on the local bus/taxi thing and went to a hostel in the old town which was much better. The place lacked a real atmosphere but there were loads of travellers staying there so it was easy to meet people. We checked in and showered and then I went and got food with Brian a guy I met In Bangkok. That afternoon I joined him and his friends at tiger kingdom I was somewhat reluctant to go as I have heard really bad things about the place but the tigers were all happy and healthy and had a really good bond with their trainers. I went in with the babies which was cool they were the size of a smallish dog but had so much character it was just like playing with a big kitten.  That night we made a half arsed attempt to dress up for Halloween and went out for dinner and drinks ending up at some weird lock in at a lady boy bar.

Friday 1st November 2013

Today I visited all the temples in town it was a real spiritual day out I stopped for a juice late afternoon and after one more temple got a massage from an inmate at the Chaing Mai woman’s prison it’s all part of their rehab into society I had reflexology on my feet and it was by far the best I have had I walked out feeling like I was walking on air. That night after we had some dinner we hit up the night Bazar and I got a t-shirt with a panda on it to wear to the zoo in a few days’ time.

Saturday 2nd November 2013

This morning I got picked up around 10am to head off trekking in the jungle for two days. Compared with the trek up Rinjani this one was a walk in the park we drove for about 30mins then stopped at a market to pick up all the food and supplies for our trek before getting back in the truck and driving  a few hours to stop for lunch by some rice fields we ate and then got back in the car and drove some more we didn’t actually start walking until quite late in the day. Our guide knew everything about the bush and kept stopping to show us different plants and explain their uses. We stopped by a waterfall and had the option to swim but by this stage it was late in the day and feeling a bit cool so no one was up for it. We continued on to camp where we were staying in a hut on stilts the camp was just a few building our hut another one that seemed to have no purpose (but there was a dog with tiny puppies underneath) and the kitchen which was where the guide slept. We put our bags in and changed into warmer clothes and sat round the fire chatting while dinner was cooked. The food was amazing and there was so much of it no one went hungry. After food we hung about for a while before heading to bed. I was the only one without a mozcito net which I wasn’t too pleased with but there didn’t seem to be many mozzies and the only interruption to my sleep was when I woke up with a huge spider on my face!

Sunday 3rd November 2013

We woke up this morning and had breakfast before heading to the waterfall for a swim he water was freezing so we didn’t stay in long and headed back to camp where we packed up our things and continued on.  We stopped at a village and met the locals who showed us their homes before moving onto another waterfall with a natural water slide we swam again but the water was icy so only a few of us went in and it was only briefly.  From the waterfall we trekked down to the lunch spot where food was waiting for us. From there we walked along the road for a while learning about and tasting all the fruits that grew beside the road then we veered off and walked through the rice paddies to the end of our trip at and elephant farm we met one elephant and got to feed her before getting on the truck and driving back to Chaing Mai. I checked back into the same hostel and got my stuff out of the luggage room showered and put things away. Later on I went to the Sunday night market and had a good walk around I bought and ate a lot of street food but mostly just looked at the handicrafts my favourite stall was one where you could get your name written on rice as a pendant or get a crack pipe! By the time I made it back to the hostel I was pretty exhausted and fell into bed.

Monday 4th November 2013

I woke up early this morning full of excitement as I was going to the zoo to see pandas! I got some munch and then flagged down a share taxi to the zoo I had to pay extra to see the pandas which was a bit shit as you can only go in once and also there are normally three pandas but two are on load somewhere so there is only one. Nonetheless I had a great time there chilling out with my panda buddy. The rest of the zoo was a bit hit and miss some of it was really cool and modern other parts the animals looked neglected and their living conditions were less than ideal. After the zoo the plane was to get a share taxi the rest of the way up the hill to the temple but the drivers were being dicks and wanted to wait until the taxi was full so I had to sit about for a while waiting for others I met a girl who had been volunteering at a school and was on her way home so we chatted while we waited eventually we were on the move we went in and checked it out it was beautiful but super load and busy with obnoxious tourists. The ride down was super windy and rough and the guy dropped us on the edge of town we decided to walk the rest of the way in which turned out to be further than we thought but was good exercise. On the way back to the hostel I stopped at a vegetarian place and had a curry before finishing the walk. Back in the room Andy and Anna were back from their trek and in the same room as me which was cool. I spent the evening uploading photos off my camera and organising my bus to Pai tomorrow.

Tuesday 5th November 2013

I got up and packed up this morning then went for breakfast with friends before waiting for the bus to Pai it was late and got later and later until It was clear it wasn’t coming at all no one seemed to take responsibility for it and it all just seemed to be a joke eventually we got to the travel office and over two hours late got on the road. It’s supposed to be a rough journey but I found it fine and slept most of the way. The driver was completely normal until we stopped for a toilet break where I think he smoked a crack pipe because suddenly he was mental driving with no hands and yelling at nothing, pointing out elephants (cows), tigers (dogs) and pandas (small dogs) he also declared his love for everyone and called Andy handsome stressing he wasn’t gay and that he had many girlfriends. As we drove into Pai he pulled over and aske a girl for directions to Pai she was so confused. It was a bizarre journey. When we eventually arrived we waited or our hotel transfer which turned out to be a motorbike with a cage on wheels attached we all piled on with me and Anna in the cage with the bags and Andy on the back of the bike. It was a hair raising but fun journey to the Pai circus school where we were booked in for two nights. We hung about for a bit before walking into town (in the near pitch darkness) we had dinner in a disappointing Falafel shop and then had a few drinks in a bar on the river which had a fire competition happening which was cool to watch. We were almost taken out by a fire poi which came flying in our direction! Back at the hostel I got into bed and promptly froze all night.

Wednesday 6th November 2013

Today we hired scooters from the place we are staying first stop was town for breakfast before heading back ad picking up swim stuff ready for a day out. We started by driving up to the big white Buddha that you can see from town we had to park and walk up about 200m it was quite steep but easy going up there the Buddha looked huge and we took a bunch of photos unfortunately you don’t get much of a view from up there as the tree line blocks it. We didn’t stay long as there was no shelter and up there the sun was blazing. We got back on our bikes and rode and rode we missed the turn off for the water fall but didn’t really mind as we had a cool drive through some really awesome scenery eventually we turned back and got back on track. We arrived at the waterfall and took a bunch of photos but didn’t swim in the afternoon shade it was pretty cold there. Back on our bikes we headed back into town. We got back to the hostel and left the bikes there walking into town for some street food and a few drinks at the jazz bar and the reggae bar.

Thursday 7th November 2013

We checked out of Pai circus school today and into a place called riverside which was on the riverside for not much more money it was much better than freezing on the other side of the river. After breakfast we rented scooters again and drove to the hot springs we were the only ones there which was cool we relaxed in the heat for an hour or two before heading to Pai Canyon we walked on the edge of the canyon and took heaps of photos before heading back to town via Strawberry world which was this weird roadside shop thing that sold juice and sweets and had a weird fun park out the back. We took the scooters back to the hotel and then got some street food before meeting Becky and Abbie in the Jazz bar for some drinks.

Friday 8th November 2013

This morning we all had breakfast together and then Anna Andy and I drove up to the Chinese view point it was a steep ride and I was shitting myself a bit at the top they charged us to come in which was a complete swiz but it was only 20Bhat the view was stunning especially with clear blue skies above us. When it came time to leave I was too scared to dive the first part of the hill which was the steepest so Andy had to walk back up and drive down for me, the rest of the descent I dragged one foot along the ground as extra brake! We returned our scooters and were just in time to meet Laura checking into riverside with some girls she met on the bus up. We dumped our things and then all headed into town as we were going tubing. It was such a laugh in places the river was too shallow and so our arses dragged along or smashed into rocks, we frequently crashed into the side or got stuck in the middle with fallen branches and other debris it was a good way to spend several hours and the best part was when Andy flipped in his tube the sad part about that was we lost many of the drinks as he was attached to the cooler. I would have had a perfect graceful dismount but got dragged further along by rouge tubers and almost missed the finish. We clambered out ungracefully and pulled clothes on we had to walk our tubes back to town. That night we grabbed some food and then had drinks on our balcony before hitting up the late night bars.

Saturday 9th November 2013

This morning there were so many of us at breakfast we had to have two different tables after eating we all went our separate ways Anna Andy and I once again hired scooters an drove back to the waterfall but went during the morning when the sun was out. The water was still freezing so I was reluctant to swim I soon remedied that by accidently falling in much to everyone’s amusement!  We climbed out and lay on the hot rocks to dry off and warm up before driving back to town for a munch we met Laura and all had lunch together then she jumped on the back of my bike and we got some errands done. That evening we walked about the night market eating street food and looking at all the crafts. Later on we all met up on the balcony for drinks.

Sunday 10th November 2013


Sadly today we had to leave Pai Abbie, Becky and I had the long journey all the way from Pai to Bangkok and then I was getting another bus south! We went to get breakfast and on the way saw Laura who was out and about looking for her camera which she lost last night (she did eventually find it yay) she was really upset as she hadn’t had much luck and so wanted to be alone. The rest of us got food. After eating I helped Laura search her room for the camera we didn’t have any luck but I did find her missing iPod. I then took her out on the scooter to all the places they had been last night but most of them were closed and we didn’t have any joy. Eventually we had to say goodbye and head to the bus stop we all went together as far as Chaing Mai this time the drive made us all card sick I was really struggling not to throw up. Back in Chaing Mai we said goodbye to Andy and Anna who were staying there we had a short break to get food before getting a share taxi to the bus when we got there most of the seats were gone and it seemed to be a first come first serve basis so we ended up right at the back the only bonus was I was in the middle so had leg room there. We chatted a while and then went to sleep.

My month in Indonesia… falling in love with food, yoga and the hippy lifestyle all over again

Monday 30th September 2013September 2013

This morning we had a slow start and a lingering breakfast before Laura and I headed out onto the streets on Seminyak in search of new accommodation. En route we stopped a lot to look at all the shops and tried on about six million bikinis before both settling on gorgeous bandeau style ones that were on sale for half price. We finally got serious about finding somewhere to stay but there wasn’t a lot within our price range that gave us what we were after, just when we were beginning to despair we found Puri Panca Jaya where we could get a double room and an extra bed as well as breakfast and a delightful little pool for Ayla to chill by. As we were so close to the beach we stopped for sun downer cocktails before jetting back to Ananda (where we were staying) to meet up with Ayla and some friends for dinner we had a quick shower and costume change and then it was time to go. We went to a little restaurant down the road called Bali Deli where we had amazing cocktails and beautiful food unfortunately they were the world’s smallest portions which was hugely disappointing.

Tuesday 1st October 2013

This morning was much the same as yesterday very slow off the mark it took a million years to work out the bill as there was stuff on there from meals and room service and the others had stayed there a few nights before I arrived eventually with Alex waiting for us in the car we got it sorted and headed to our new hotel where we checked in and ended up lazing in the sunshine by the pool all day as we still had so much to catch up on. Late afternoon I headed to the shops to exchange some money and pick up a few things then we all went to the beach for sun downers we got some munch and whiled away the evening sitting in beanbags watching the sky turn brilliant reds and oranges eventually we roused ourselves and had a late dinner at an organic vegetarian and vegan restaurant which we fell in love with and made our haunt for the next week or so. From there we headed to Alex’s house where we watched music videos like zombies crashed out on the couch until 2am.

Wednesday 2nd October 2013

I surfaced early this morning and made the most of the pool going for a long swim and then chilling in the sun in the afternoon we grabbed a taxi and headed to the restaurant we went to last night. Back at the hotel the girls were happy internet-ing but I was being eaten alive so went inside and watched SpongeBob square pants in Indonesian eventually I got hungry again so Laura and I headed out for dinner we went to a cheapy indo place where the food was delicious. Back at the hotel Ayla did some Reiki on me which was so awesome at one point I thought there was a mozzie right in my ear but it was the energy buzzing through Aylas hands! The whole experience was really powerful I saw explosions of bright colours behind my closed eyes all blues and purples and greens. Afterwards I was so relaxed and had such an amazing sleep.

Thursday 3rd October 2013

HAPPY SIX MONTHS ON THE ROAD! We have now been gone exact ally half a year which is mad I have no idea where the time has gone. Unfortunately the team wasn’t at its strongest Laura was feeling rough (thinking maybe food poisoning Bali belly or something similar) Ayla and I headed out for lunch with Nyoman our friendly local taxi driver we went to a restaurant out by some rice paddies the view was stunning all bright green grasses and colourful flags fluttering in the wind. I walked about the grounds and took loads of photos there was even a lake with wooden huts on stilts that you could eat in. Ayla headed back to the hotel and I went in search of a pharmacy for some antihistamines as I couldn’t stop sneezing I swung by an organic café and got a chocolate mousse cupcake which I ate on the beach I sat and people watched for hours and watched the sun go down when I got back to the hotel the girls were both rough so I went out to get them snacks and then chilled doing some writing and reading.

Friday 4th October 2013

This morning I got up and had a long swim it was early but already the sun was beating down. I was studying the lonely planet when the girls got up we started to roughly plan our time in Indonesia. They were both still feeling rough so I went off by myself for the day first off I went and had my ears candled which was really relaxing and also extremely gross. Then I went to another spa and had a Balinese massage a body scrub and a facial it took about three hours and when I came out I felt as if I was floating I went and got myself a vegan burrito for lunch and sat and read my book in a little café. Lunch done I walked 2km up the beach to the temple but I didn’t go inside I walked around and then sat on the beach and watched a Hindu cemomony. Back on Seminyak beach I found a nice spot to sunbathe and read my book and people watch. Late afternoon I got a txt from Ayla saying we were heading to dinner with Alex so I went back to the hotel to shower and get changed we went to dinner with him and a mate of his who he was golfing with Adrian and another friend Caroline who is French and arrived on her scooter looking stunning in a little dress and heels. We went to a really nice Spanish restuarant where the food was incredible (but expensive for the tiny portions they gave us) after we had eaten we went back to Alex’s house so he could change and then we headed to a bar. Laura and I people watched at the bar for ages I was absolutely entranced by a man who looked exactly like Heman I kept expecting to see a green tiger come bounding out at us. There was also a man in purple pyjamas with no shoes on who looked like Jesus and had the moves like Jagger…

Saturday 5th October 2013

This morning was long and lazy before we eventually made it to lunch the girls were still not 100% so went back to the hotel and I hit the beach getting in as much sun time as I could. We were supposed to go and watch the sunset on the beach but the girls were fannying about and by the time we left it was already dark. We went to a bar on the beach where they serve magic mushrooms. Alex had informed us they were the best ones in Seminyak but I was shit. Laura was buzzing but I didn’t feel a thing which was disappointing considering the cost I basically paid to drink mushroom sludge gross. We moved bars and had a cocktail or two before heading away from the beach towards the “happening” spots we ending up in the cringyest bar I have ever been to it was a champagne bar where the staff were dressed in tiny little outfits and the guys looked like weird bellboys they all had ridiculous hats on. The bar was full of fat old white men picking up young Indonesian girls the whole thing made me uncomfortable so  I was glad when I t was time to go home.

Sunday 6th October 2013

The only effect of last night’s magic mushrooms was to drain me of any energy today and leave me feeling exhausted and lethargic. I got up drawn by the prospect of filling my empty stomach before relaxing by the pool for most of the day. We were so lazy that instead of going out when we got peckish we ordered take aways (from an organic vegetarian restaurant) late afternoon Laura and I headed along the beach to watch the sunset. We got back to the hotel and fannyed about for ages by the time we got moving a lot of restaurants were closing their kitchens and we ended up at a decidedly average place that said vegetarian on the sign but was anything but.

Monday 7th October 2013

This morning we were up and organised early Laura and I were heading down the coast making our way to Ulawatu over the next few days. Nyoman drove us to Bingin beach and we checked into a place Laura had booked in advance it was up above the beach so was cheaper but also deserted. It was a bit of a nature filled room with giant lizards and spiders everywhere which didn’t bother me we had moscito nets which was all I cared about. We got ourselves sorted and then we met up with Rob a guy Laura had met on the plane we walked us to the beach and we said our goodbyes as he had work to do. We lazed in the sun a bit before grabbing some lunch back on the beach we met some Italian guys and walked with them along the beach to Padang one guy said there were heaps of monkeys but we didn’t see any we didn’t stay long there as the tide was coming in and we didn’t want to get cut off from Bingin. By the time we got back the sun was setting we stopped off at their house along the way as Laura wanted to chat to one of the guys about Papua as we were talking it became completely dark so we borrowed his torch and headed back to our accommodation getting slightly lost along the way. We got showered and dressed and then got a taxi to meet Rob. The bar where we met was almost completely empty so after one drink we moved on we got a taxi to the rock bar which was in a swanky hotel ages away. We walked through the doors and I followed Rob blindly…right into the fountain which was more hilarious than embarrassing as thankfully there was no one around. Eventually we found the entrance to the bar we had to wait for a cable car to take us down to the bar which was set on the rocks right above the sea (which occasionally came crashing up and into the bar) we found ourselves some seats right at the bar and started drinking the cocktails were pricey but they were huge and mostly alcohol! We also got some nibbles which I think was the only thing keeping us the right side of wrong. We drank there until it was closing time and we had to leave we were pretty much the only people there by that stage and leaving took so long as we stopped at every swimming pool and fountain along the way. We managed to get a taxi and back at the accommodation we fell into bed. Literally.

Tuesday 8th October 2013

This morning we slept late and when we did surface we only had one thing on our minds. Breakfast. We headed to the beach ready for a day camped out in the sun. After eating we chilled for the rest of the day. Laura got a massage on the beach the woman used an aloe vera leaf which left quite a lot of goop on her back. We couldn’t really swim because of the reef so I paddled my toes when I needed to cool off. Later in the afternoon we met a Swedish girl who lives in London and a couple of Spanish guys. We headed off for dinner at a local place we had heard was supposed to have great food (it was good not great) after we planned to meet Carolyn the next morning to head to Ulawatu.

Wednesday 9th October 2013

We got picked up at 9.30am and picked up Carolyn along the way we found some cheap accommodation but couldn’t check in yet as the room was still occupied we could leave our bags though so after some food we walked the 10mins to Ulawatu. The beach like most of the Bukit Peninsula is at the bottom of the cliffs only the beach here is tiny when the tide is out and doesn’t exist when it’s in which was the case today. We looked at the waves crashing into the cove at the bottom and then decided to find somewhere to watch the swells. We headed to a bar via the shops and watched the few surfers brave enough to take on the biggest swells this year. Later on we chanced by some guys heading our way who gave us a ride on their scooters back to our place. We stopped there and had a leisurely swim before heading to the big temple we had to walk there but it wasn’t far only about 2km we paid the entrance fee and Laura fed some scary monkeys from a bag of peanuts that she bought at the gate. We had a look around the temple and then found seats for the dance performance the dancers provided all the accompaniments by making noises in their throats. The show went on as the sun was setting behind them which provided a spectacular backdrop especially as it got dark and they incorporated fire into the show. Back at the hotel we showered and changed and walked back to Ulawatu for some dinner and drinks unfortunately no one was really serving food which seemed to be a massive downfall on their part especially as the bars were busy. We got drinks and made friends with some Brazilian guys and drank the night away.

Thursday 10th October 2013

We had breakfast and packed up our things before Nyoman picked us up around 10am we loaded up and started towards Jimbaran where we planned to sit on the beach and enjoy lunch before heading to Ubud via Seminyak to pick up Ayla. In Jimbaran the surf was huge and instead of being relaxing in my hung-over state it made me feel anxious so I went back and joined Nyoman in the shade where we chatted about his life and family. Eventually Alex met us there and we all grabbed some lunch on the beach we got serenaded by a random band singing Spanish songs my favourite was the dude on the double bass who randomly appeared a bit late into the song. After a lingering late lunch we were back on the road we only stopped briefly in Seminyak to pick up Ayla and were soon on our way to Ubud where we had rooms booked at a place recommended by Carolyn.  We checked in and dumped our things before grabbing dinner.

Friday 11th October 2013

We had a lazy day today first off we got up slowly and then headed to get breakfast the place we went to was called Kismet it was up some stairs and overlooked the street which was perfect for people watching. We had a long breakfast and then Alex and Laura went off while Ayla and I stayed and had tea. Before long we were hungry again so ordered lunch an continued to sit there for an age late in the day I left Ayla there sipping on another cup of tea while I went off to explore a bit I wandered about the market and changed some money which is when I realised that somewhere in the Bukit Peninsula I had been robbed of about £200 I was fuming but there was nothing I could do and it taught me to be more careful with my bags. I walked all the way to the yoga barn and picked up a timetable before heading back to meet Ayla. We left Kismet and almost immediately were run down by a taxi that had Alex and Laura in it they had tickets to see one of the dance shows we joined them and spent most of it trying not to laugh at how incredibly crap it was the costumes the dancing and the props were all cheap and unprofessional looking sort of what you would expect from a primary school Christmas play… afterwards we got a taxi back to the guesthouse and when I say taxi I mean a random man who drove a random car and pretended to be  a taxi this wouldn’t have been a problem if he actually knew where he was going but it appeared he didn’t he just kept driving up and down Hanuman street telling us we were on Hanuman street which became a bit of a joke. Eventually we found our hotel Alex and Laura went out but Ayla and I stayed in and did some Reiki. It was a completely different experience to last time but was still incredible we used one of my crystals which seemed to super charge the situation.

Saturday 12th October 2013

This morning I got up early and went and did a yoga class at the yoga barn it was a Vinyassa flow class which is my favourite and todays class felt as if it had been designed just for me to start with we sang Shiva Shambo so I knew it was going to be good the practice contained loads of balancing and hip opening postures which is exactly what I need to strengthen my hip and to ground my base chakra. Back at the hotel the girls were just getting up we went and got some food and then Laura went for a rest (she was super hung over) and Ayla went to lunch with Alex. So other Alex and I headed to the market. In the afternoon Ayla and Carolynn hung out while Laura Alex and I went to the rice paddies the guy said it was a 40min drive but it only took about 20mins (when I questioned him on it he drove back a super long way!) we walked up the paddies and took a bunch of photos I was disappointed my camera battery died but I had my tablet which was good so at least I got some shots. There was a scary Balinese woman who I think tried to put a curse on us she touched me in the stomach with her scythe while staring into my eyes and mumbling something I’m sure was a curse the day got a bit colder after that little incident! Later on that evening we went to dinner and then met Carolyn at a bar close by which was hosting a poetry slam as part of the Ubud writers festival it was quite cool and when It finished we headed on to a street party close by there was a reggae band playing and everyone was dancing in the street.

Sunday 13th October 2013

I got up and went to yoga again this morning the class today was Laya yoga which is a type of tantric yoga it wasn’t really my cup of tea but was a good stretch. There was a lot of people making grunting sex noises which was more than a little distracting and one eccentric older woman was dressed in a full piece swimsuit with bushy grey pubes hanging out the side of course she had to be directly opposite me also a distraction. I met the others back at the hotel and we grabbed breakfast before I went to look for laundry I had to walk further afield as it was Sunday so a lot of them were closed. Ayla and I checked out the tattoo shop on our street but I was also closed so we decided to hunt out the raw restaurant we kept hearing about all the food is vegan and of course raw we had quiche and tried to guess what It was made from if not egg (still unsure) and then cheesecake the food was mind blowing the cheesecake way up there as the best I’ve ever tasted and it didn’t even have cheese in it! In the afternoon we headed to a local bar to see one of the free book launches that were part of the writer’s festival. It was the launch of “badlands” the newest book by one of the co-founders of the lonely planet. His talk was amazing and the book sounded incredible unfortunately there were no copies for sale as they hadn’t arrived in the country yet. That evening we headed to Kirtan it was Alex and Laura’s first experience of it and I was happy to hear they really enjoyed it. It was super intense the music was really beautiful and I left feeling charged (even if they didn’t let me play the tambourine)

Monday 14th October 2013

I got up and went to the 7am Yoga class at the Yoga Barn both Carolyn and Alex had said they would join me but it wasn’t really a surprise that they slept in. I did the class and then had breakfast there as I wanted to try the Balinese Black Rice Pudding which had coconut milk swirled in and was absolutely gorgeous. After eating I headed back to the hotel where everyone else was still in bed. They all went to breakfast and I sat and did some writing. About 12pm Carolyn and I go picked up and headed out to the country to visit a high priestess for a water purification ceremony. Carolyn had already had one and this seemed nowhere near as intimate and intense as the first experience she had. I think the priestess was dwelling on her own emotions as she seemed somewhat distracted and even told us in vague terms that this wasn’t the life she wanted for herself, how she wished she could marry and have children. There was a local woman who was having the ritual done for herself as well she went first and it was hard to watch she was screaming and crying and stamping her feet all the while the high priestess drenched her in water and recited mantras and prayers. I felt completely overwhelmed and was questioning whether or not this was a good idea, but it was soon our turn the high priestess had us stand together which already made the ritual less personal. The ritual had been far more intense to watch than take part in and I don’t think I got the full benefit of the experience. When it was done we dried off and got changed and then spoke with the priestess some more before heading back to town for some food. Our driver dropped us off on the edge of town and we walked through the rice fields to a place called Seri Organics it was rumoured to be amazing but I think they must be living off their reputation as the food was average and the service was appalling. The view however was fantastic and it was a beautiful location to debrief on our feelings from the day. We went back to the guesthouse where we met the others had a quick shower and then got a taxi to the Yoga barn they had an all you can eat organic vegetarian buffet and a film screening. We took advantage of the all you can eat and ate as much as we possibly could before heading to the upstairs yoga hall where the film was being screened. The film was really weird it was about conspiracy theories involving money and corruption in the powerful families of America but also talked about sustainable energy and crop circles. True to her usual fashion Ayla was soon out like a light and towards the end I was struggling to stay awake as well. That night we said goodbye to Caroline who was leaving in the morning before hitting the sack.

Tuesday 15th October 2013

This morning Ayla and I woke up and did a yoga meditation and Reiki session it was an amazing start to the day. The yoga was a mix of Yin and Vinyassa which got me feeling stretched and awakened. After all that we had a late breakfast across the road and met a really interesting guy called Rick who was right into his Yoga and healing and what not having left behind a conventional life as a pilot to learn how to harness his powers of healing. After eating we walked down to the tattoo shop where we chatted to a guy getting inked and looked at designs for inspiration then Ayla went for a facial and I wondered around the shops in the rain. That evening we all went for a dinner at a Japanese sushi restaraunt called rouge the owner was an eccentric French man and the decor was all red. The food and drinks were amazing but the place lacked any atmosphere so the night ended when the restaurant closed.

Wednesday 16th October 2013

Today we hired a driver for the day and went on a sightseeing adventure of the surrounds of Ubud. We started off at the elephant caves we walked down the millions of steps and wondered around the temple there were a few caves with some shrines but most of the temples were out in the open. There was a big ceremony coming up so there were flocks of woman preparing offerings and loads of children scurrying about and playing underfoot. Back in the car we drove to the Tampaksiring holy springs we watched as people bathed in the holy water to remove their sin then walked around the temples watching even more women preparing even more offerings back by the hot springs Alex and I decided to bathe we had to dress in sarongs and started off by making personal prayers and lighting incense. The holy springs are two pools (full of fish) with lines of spouts of water the idea is to stand in front of each say a prayer and then wash yourself under the water and submerge your face and head in the flow. We moved through the first pool and then got into the second our driver told us to only go under three of the spouts in the second pool as the others are for locals only one of those spouts is designed to remove black magic so if that old biddy at the rice fields did curse us the damage is undone. There was also a spout that you could ask for forgiveness for anything bad you have said or done to others. This experience was far more intense than the water purification ceremony and we left feeling like a weight had been lifted. On the way back to the car we somehow managed to lose Laura but eventually we found her. Back in the car we drove to a volcano and ate lunch in its shadow the volcano was a marvellous view but the food was overpriced and average tasting. After eating we continued on to a coffee plantation we had a brief tour (including seeing some Civets) and then sampled the coffee we got to try a variety of teas and coffees for free and then paid for a cup of the coffee made from the civet poo the girl serving us was hilarious and referred to it as a cat-poo-ccino I thought it tasted as bad as regular coffee but the others enjoyed it. Next was our last stop for the day another temple complex with cut outs into the rocks dedicated to ancient kings the whole thing was built as a meditation complex and groups of people from all over the world still come to worship there. The meditation chambers are freezing cold, damp and pitch black not sure it’s an environment I would want to relax in. whilst walking around I made friends with one of the caregivers he told me in broken English all about the complex and showed me a couple of places tourists don’t normally see. One was the historical market where in ancient times the gods would visit the common folk disguised as people if your produce was bought by the gods than you and your family were forever blessed. He also showed me the source of the holy water which flows from an underground spring all around the temple and down into the river. By the time we were finished the place was deserted so I headed towards the exit where everyone was waiting for me. Driving back to Ubud we passed the rice terraces so Ayla could see them. We had a late night booking flights to Lombok for the next day.

Thursday 17th October 2013

We got up packed and checked out. We headed to Denpasar to the airport where we met Alex and he took one of Ayla's bags then we fare welled other Alex who was going back to Ulawatu, and headed into the airport. We had to print out our tickets and go through to check in the airport security was fairly relaxed and we could even take our water through customs. We waited at the gate to board the world’s smallest airplane it had propellers! The take-off and landing was quite rough and we were battered a bi by the wind but the flight only took 40mins and had only cost us about £10 each! When we landed it was a hassle trying to find a bus as everyone was trying to Shepard us towards the taxis claiming there were no buses despite the fact that we could see them. We got on and paid but it sat about for ages waiting for more people. He driver drove like he was a race car driver weaving in and out of lanes. We got to where we wanted to be and checked into a guesthouse we managed to wangle ourselves a good deal and then ate in the restaurant but the food was a bit shit.

Friday 18th October 2013

We spent this morning looking for somewhere else to stay that was cheaper but there wasn’t really anything that wasn’t completely shit. We also went to all the travel agents to enquire about trekking the Rinjani which is the big volcano on the island. Eventually we booked a two day trek and with that done we headed to the beach only it was quite dirty and full of touts which we couldn’t be bothered dealing with. Lucky for us there was a flash hotel that let us use their pool for the afternoon if we bought food and drinks so we did just that. We stayed there all afternoon and watched the sunset over the ocean before trekking back to our guesthouse.

Saturday 19th October 2013

This morning Laura and I were up at 4am to get picked up for our trek a taxi picked us up from the hotel along with another girl and then we hit the road. The drive to Sanaru took about two hours most of which I dozed in the back seat. When we got there it became clear that communication between the guys selling the tours and the operators themselves was almost non-existent in our group we had two vegetarian and two with severe food allergies that hadn’t been catered for so leaving was delayed while the guides went out to get food for us. It didn’t start the day off well and our guide Sam seemed irritated he had to work at all and was short with us constantly.  Eventually we headed off all of us piling into the flatbed of a truck to drive about 5mins to the start point. We had to sign into the national parks register and then we were off. We spent the next eight hours walking upwards the trail was incredibly difficult and at several points I needed to pull myself up using trees as the trail was too high for me to simply step up. Our group didn’t stay together at all Sam our guide charged way ahead along with two of the group and the rest of us were spread out along the mountain. For large sections of the day I was walking completely alone but at least the trail was well marked and there were many groups heading in both directions so I did see people here and there. Along the way there were several pit stops at each one we stopped for about ten minutes to regroup and rehydrate before continuing on. About midday we stopped for an hour for lunch the porters and Sam set themselves up a distance from us where they cooked us lunch and shot us filthy looks it seems they don’t enjoy their jobs! While we sat another girl joined our group she arrived in Sanaru late and had been rushed up the mountain behind us.  After the forth rest stop the trail became hugely difficult the track was no longer under the treeline and so we were completely exposed to the sun and the wind. The track was also more difficulty as the terrain had changed from a nice compact trail to loose sand so we slid backwards with every step up eventually the loose sand turned to rock and we had to climb up on our hands and knees once that part of the trail was done we were almost there I wanted to break into a run for the finish but my legs wouldn’t cooperate. The view from the crater rim was spectacular inside the rim is a lake and in the middle of the lake is a baby volcano. The whole experience was phenomenal ruined only by the complete disregard to the environment the porters and guides claim to be environmentally aware and blame the rubbish on the tourists (for which I’m sure some of the blame belongs) but on more than one occasion I saw them dropping rubbish and most of the filth is empty gas canisters from them cooking and empty packets of rice and noodles, there is also a lot of human waste all over the mountain and yards and yard of soiled toilet paper. Proper education needs to be given to the guides and tourists about the appropriate way to shit in the wilderness as pretty soon no one will want to camp in the festering waste dump at the top. As an indicator of how bad it is at the crater rim camp there is a  pack of dogs who live there that’s how much rubbish there is that dogs can live there., it’s really rather sad. After reaching the top we sat around in the later afternoon sunshine chatting about the climb and feeling the temperature quickly drop as the sun faded away. We waited while camp was set up and then retreated into our tents to change into something warmer. The porters served us dinner in our tents as it was too cold and windy to eat outside. We stayed up a while chatting before falling asleep pretty early. We woke up around 11pm to howling winds so strong they were ripping the tent pegs out from under us the others in the group were having similar problems but ours was the worst eventually even our fly sheet flew away leaving us in hysterical laughter the porters fixed it but it wasn't long before it happened again and again and again all night the whole tent flapped and pulled us about making sleep rather elusive.

Sunday 20th October 2013

We were awake early his morning but not early enough to see the sun rise Sam had told us the wrong time so we missed the spectacular event. We were hurried through breakfast and hurried out of our tent so we could move on. Most of the group was continuing up to the summit but we were heading back down. Down wasn’t as hard as up but it was still a challenge as the path was so steep and never ending. The decent was really hard on the knees and ankles which were pretty seized up by the time we got to the bottom. When we reached the end we were picked up and driven back to Sanaru it was a relief to take our boots off but our ankles were so used to walking in boots that they barely worked. At the base camp we were fed and freshened up as much as we could before heading back to Sengigi. The driver was a maniac and both Laura and the other girl who was with us kept telling him off but he was either too proud or too stupid to listen  he even left his engine running while he filled up with petrol! When we got back we showered and got food and then collapsed into bed.

Monday 21st October 2013

This morning was a bit of a bother I was dressed packed and ready to go by 7.30am so went to have breakfast but the restaurant didn’t open until 8.00am so I sat and waited while ready my book. As soon as it opened I ordered and ordered for Laura as well who had asked me too since we were getting picked up at 9am I asked for them to take the food to the room while I sorted out the bill by the time that was sorted and I got to the room the food was there and Ayla had eaten my breakfast which Laura had told her was for her. I was raging but there was nothing to be done about it so we grabbed our stuff and left the morning continued to get worse when we got dropped off at a small café along with all the others waiting for boats to the Gilly islands. There were heaps of touts about offering us return tickets to Bali but we declined this guy asked Ayla if she wanted to trade her smashed up iPhone for a boat ticket and thinking he was joking she agreed only he wasn’t and then he got raging and next thing you know our tickets are gone and the boat guys are claiming we never had one unless we buy a ticket to Bali on principle I wasn’t going to buy off these dickheads I would rather lose the money we paid to get to the Gillis. There was a local dude sitting in the café that told us it was a scam they always find someone without a ticket to Bali and try to blackmail them into buying one I was absolutely raging. Eventually I turned on the water works proclaimed my fear of boats and that I didn’t want to get the ferry to Bali that I wanted to fly from Lombok next thing you know our tickets reappear and we are on the boat albeit it crammed on the local boat along with 50million others and several chickens. The ride to Gilly Air took about 15mins and soon we were ashore looking for somewhere to stay. The hostel we booked into was quite cute the beds were a normal set of bunks and then a double bed built into a mezzanine floor. We dumped our stuff got our bikinis on and headed for food and the beach. After a delicious lunch we got ourselves some sun loungers and baked in the sun. we were all swimming when the rain came in like a wave Laura and Ayla were out further than me and started screaming but I was still dry and couldn’t work it out until it hit me like a sheet the rain was thick and heavy and lasted most of the afternoon we managed to squeeze in at a table inside the place we had lunch and got a cup of tea and then more food just to pass the time. Later on we went back to the hostel and showered and changed we met a couple of girls who were also staying there and we all went to grab some dinner having eaten not that long ago I just downed cocktails. Later on we went a few bars down the road to a dive of a place that was having a beach party it was mostly full of locals and most of them were men but it was a laugh and we got a good dance in. even Jesus came to the party and created energy balls with his dance moves.

Tuesday 22nd October 2013

This morning we met up with Alice and Rachel the girls from our hostel and had breakfast together. We spent the morning swimming and tanning then attempted to walk around the island but had left it too late so only got about halfway. We stopped for a drink and then headed back and had dinner together then went and listened to the live music at the bar next door.

Wednesday 23rd October 2013

This morning we had a boat to catch at 8.30am to Gilly Tawagan as usual we didn’t have time for breakfast or anything other than to rush to the pier. The boat didn’t take too long about 20mins with a brief stop at Meno first. Backing off the shore at Meno we were too close to another boat and made unhealthy grinding noises as the boats scarped against one another everyone on our boat had to sit to one side to tilt the weight across. Once we arrived at Gilly T we had breakfast and then Laura and I went searching for somewhere to stay while Ayla looked after the bags it took ages but we finally decided upon a place and checked in. we got beach ready and claimed some sun lounges where I promptly fell asleep eventually I woke up and we wandered down the road to get some food. Back at the hotel I was still super drained so had a power nap that last almost two hours I  got p and we got ready to head out there wasn’t many food places open but I did grab something at the food market before we got our party on. There was a party at the Irish bar and we started drinking next thing you know it’s the sun rise.

Thursday 24th October 2013

We were supposed to hit the beach early this morning but were pretty slow moving I headed there earlier than the others and met Alice who arrived this morning. When the others got up we went down the beach for some breakfast. We met up with some guys we met last night and spent the day on the beach swimming and snorkelling. Late afternoon we trekked to the other end of the island to watch the sunset it was fantastic we sat and had a few drinks then went back and got changed and went for dinner. After eating we hit up a beach party for a bit they were playing really good old school music and we danced the night away before slinking off to do some mushrooms. It was such a good trip on the beach with no one else around watching the stars expand and contract and all having a massive laugh towards the end of the trip we headed back to the beach party but we were all coming down and just sat in bean nags watching everyone else

Friday 25th October 2013

We woke up feeling really groggy and went and met Alice and the boys for breakfast we were all a bit rough and after eating collapsed on the beach. We had a great time messing about in the water taking ridiculous photos before the guys had to leave to catch their ferry back to Bali. We chilled on the beach and this absolute tool of a guy tried selling us tickets to the boat party I was having none of it and I think he made it his mission to try and persuade us but really he was just annoying by the end of it he was offering the four of us 3 free tickets plus two drinks each and he would buy us a bottle of vodka it was a tad embarrassing how pushy he was. In the afternoon we walked to the turtle sanctuary and then booked a snorkel trip for tomorrow. Later on we went for dinner at this place that was supposed to be amazing but they served me chicken spring rolls (I asked for vegetarian the waiter was like yes chicken… chickens are vegetarians so chicken is vegetarian ummmm no) we went to the bar at Alice’s hostel and had a few as we were leaving she went to bed and we went on to the reggae bar had a bit of a dance and then crashed out.

Saturday 26th October 2013

 Woke up this morning and headed off on our snorkel trip we were running late as usual so had to shovel in breakfast. The boat was so overcrowded once everyone and their snorkels were in which was annoying but at least we got seats at the front where we could tan while sailing. We stopped at three points during the day which were all cool but I have done better snorkelling the highlight was seeing turtles at the second stop they were massive and completely chilled. We stopped at Gilly Air for lunch just as the rain came slamming down we ate and then went to meet the boat the rain had stopped but it was overcast and the wind had picked up. There was even thunder and lightning! Just when we thought it couldn’t get better the engine died but luckily the captain had the ability to use a spanner as a hammer and hit it until it came to life, by this stage the waves were huge and we arrived back to Gilly T freezing and soaking wet. The day had turned miserable so after showers and dry clothes we headed to a café that had cake and internet to try and book some flights. Eventfully that was done and we headed for dinner and then out again although by 2am I was over it so took myself to bed.

Sunday 27th October 2013

This morning we got up and packed up as usual was ready but the others were still fannying about so breakfast was super rushed annoyingly the ferry was late any way so we could have taken our time. We were supposed to arrive in Seminyak at 12.30pm but didn’t get there until about 3pm we had booked a room at Panca Jaya so headed there and got settled in. Alex arrived around the same time the food from Zula we ordered did we sat and ate and then other Alex took Ayla to the Air Asia office to buy some flights as online wouldn’t accept her card. Later on Alex, Laura and I went to La Planca to watch the sunset on the beach I left them to it and headed back to the hotel via the shops. Later on we flagged down the world’s most inappropriate hilarious taxi driver who was yelling at woman that they were MILFs and other much more detailed muck which was so out of line but equally funny. We ate at ultimo which was pretty good then headed back early as we were all shattered.

Monday 28th October 2013
Woke up finished packing and had breakfast then waited for Nyoman to come pick me up and take me to the airport I was leaving the others behind to go and chill in Thailand for a month. I had to fly from Bali to Jakarta and then on to Bangkok when I eventually arrived I shared a taxi to Koh San road with some (lovely but very smelly) hippies I found my hostel checked in and then went exploring I didn’t go far as it was already about 10.30pm but I grabbed some street food and then chilled back at the hostel.